Zittau, Here I Come
Look out ladies (and European Metrosexuals, which there just seems to be so many of)…This hunk of meat just started running again and will be cruising through your neighborhood soon.
Few can deny the muscular statue all runners embody, with those lean arms and trim torso. If you’re lucky you’ll catch a glimpse of him kissing his own biceps ("the more you kiss them, the more they grow"), as seen here.
To witness the spectacle in full action, be sure to attend the Zittauer Gebirgslauf Half Marathon taking place on April 23. It’s gonna be sweet.