I am a walking ATM

Weather: Beautiful actually. The one thing I can’t complain about.

CD: The Strokes. I need new CDs

Anybody need any money? I’ve got it. Anybody who wants it, apparently it’s yours. Deutsche Telekom. Sparkasse. Europacar. This internet cafe just “borrowed” about 7 euros. But who cares really—it’s just money afterall.

So if yall need any money, come on by. My wallet will be open and waiting for your dirty little hands’ caressess.

Until then, I’ll be feasting on my 66 cent can of gulasch soup.