Effing Clint Wood
Weather: Summer’s almost gone…
CD: Red and yellow and pink and green, purple and orange and blue… I can sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow too…
Effing Clint Wood bought an effing school bus. I shhh… you not. Gosh darn hot dog. You wanna know what I miss about Texas? What I miss most? It’s watching my friends do some of the craziest things you could imagine and then sharing nothing but laughter with them.
Clint’s bus honors Texas football and the glorification of tailgating. As the man himself put it: "It is a full 72 passenger 1984 yellow dog international school bus. The back has been cut off and in its place a covered porch complete with bbq pit and a grated floor have been installed. On the inside, I have put in a toilet, shower, sink, bunk beds, lights, electrical system, stereo system, tables, beer tap (keg on the inside, beer tap on the outside) and a singing/dancing Hula Homer Simpson doll. Outstanding items include horns for the front of the bus and a "Eyes of Texas" car horn."
I don’t care how cool you think your friends are. My friends have a bus.
In other news, I was up until 6 in the morning Saturday night trying to catch the UT/OSU game. Four internet cafes, several busted connections and a couple of stories later, I found myself screaming in joy as the good guys pulled out the win. Was there ever really a doubt? I am already concerning myself with January 4th. What do I do…?!?
Until then, I myself am training for the German Football League. And no, I am not kidding. If things go according to plans, I’ll be a professional football player in just a couple of months. Get in the game!!!
Account from Bob of pre-game activities:
Dude with Facial Hair and Blue Apron: Hey, would you like to buy a program for today’s game?
(Pause)
Clint: (Opens mouth as if to speak. Doesn’t)
Dude with Facial Hair and Blue Apron: Um… It’s to support the Lacrosse club. They’re only X amount of dollars.
(Longer Pause)
Clint: This is my bus.
Check out photos of the melton here.
